I'm a very positive person. Infact, I'm the one at work who has to deal with customer service and requests to fix issues. And not for the customers in our store, but on the phone with McDonald's for their staff blindly forgetting to include cutlery with our poutine and straws for our ice coffee. Although I want to point out that I was unfazed by the straw mishap as I always carry my metal straw everywhere. #savetheturtles
But once in a while, shit goes down, or maybe you notice in the mirror that you're looking less ugly today, and you just have the share a fire pic, with a compelling caption that tells everyone to F*ck off, in a witty saying.
So if you're looking to make you ex feel guilty, or you just want to read these captions to feel motivated to kick ass, here's the compiled list of quotes, sayings, lyrics, etc for your next Instagram post:
1. And keep your money, I got my own. Get a bigger smile on my face, being alone
2. Patiently waiting for my demise, cuz my success can't be quantified
3. To say it's complicated, understatement of the year, Well maybe conflict made it a new flavor in your ear, They know that I'm a problem, that's why everybody scared, Whatever doesn't kill you, can make you an ill-ionaire, yeah
4. I started from the bottom and now I'm rich, I got in my bag, and I ain't looked back since. I started to say sorry, but fuck that shit. You started out hatin', now you love my drip
5. I look good for myself, I got no one to impress. You better ask your GPS, I ain't the one to address
6. Do you hate that you love me or do you love that you hate me? All you bitches be bitin', I hope you don't give me Rabies
7. You can say what you want about me as long as you pay me 8. I'm the bitch with the sauce, apparently. Give a few of y'all drip, that's charity. I ain't worried 'bout shit, you a parody
9. Kamikaze if you think that you gon' knock me off the top
10. I see it, I like it, I want it, I got it
11.You know you that bitch when you cause all this conversation, always stay gracious best revenge is your paper
12. Heavy is the head that wears the crown don't let the greatness get you down
13. You are either on my side, by my side, or in my f*cking way. Choose wisely.
14. I stopped waiting for the light at the end of the tunnel. I lit that bitch up myself.
15. Make more moves and less announcements.
16. Throw me to the wolves and I’ll come back leading the pack.
17. Just like the alphabet, "I" come before "U"
18. They talking junk and they stink, these hoes mad trash. I’m giggling, can’t let the devil have the last laugh. Ain’t no more beefing, I’m just keeping to myself. I’m my own competition, I’m competing with myself
19. You can't clip my wings, can't wield my powers. Stole my time but I make up the hours
20. Don't get bitter, get better
Send me your pics with these captions so I can spam you!
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